Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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