why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
