And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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