I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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