Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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