Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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