i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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