you guys were way drunker than both of me
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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