So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I smell like Dick and happiness
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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