Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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