That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
