i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
