he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have already put on my inside pants.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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