the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
