I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize