so that wasnt chicken after all
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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