I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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