I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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