Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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