508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think your dad took our porno
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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