Are we in a gay sports bar?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Shame is for Republicans.
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