Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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