Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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