So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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