so explain again why im purple
no
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
