Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I touched a dick in church today
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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