TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he laminated a picture of his dick.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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