Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
