you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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