didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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