So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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