problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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