Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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