i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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