she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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