Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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