I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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