PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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