just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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