We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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