I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You almost got us killed.
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