Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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