why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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