That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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