You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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