My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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