Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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