he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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