YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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