For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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