We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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