everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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