can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The feeling are messing with the penis
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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