Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
