He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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