Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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